Saturday 19 April 2008

Master-what? Whars that?


Embarrasing stories out of the way......


When I was around 10 i had no idea what an erection was, sure i knew the whole physical thing of having an erection, but i had no idea what it was for. After a few weeks of occasionally getting one (probably caused by either watching Transformers, man i LOVED Transformers) I somehow came to the conclusion that it was a medical condition, my erect penis would somehow kill me, I was scared!


I decided that I was going to tell my parents, and they could rush me to ER and I could get this thing sorted...I dunno like drained or something, I didn't want it chopped off, I was kinda attached to it.


So that night I told my parents about my problem......


(PS did I tell you my parents were serious Christians,...Can you imagine? A small ten year old boy with the devil inside him, I was exorcised that night, and have never been the same since.)


When I was younger young boys maturbated, girls did not, it was disgusting and yakky. yet somwhow things have changed, women have became 'liberared' and women masturbating isn't such a taboo. Its crazy the young girls we used to question when we were like 15 who would respond with 'thats disgusting... are now the same girls I see walking out of Ann Summers with a giant bag in their hand..Im not saying its a bad thing, I just feel redundant!


Seriously though msale masturbation really doesn't seem to have the same taboo attached to it as female masturbation. Maybe this is a throwback to the days when women were at the beckon call of men, and the main pleasure women could get was the pleasure of pleasing their husband. I'm glad things are changing, any taboo breaking is a poitive I think. British Society has to many walls up when it comes to sex, we really do seem to be becoming more european in our opinions though, the pursuit of pleasure is being to take centre stage and this must be a good thing.
PS masturbation can help you loss weight to...

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